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Perhaps the greatest flash movie of all time.

I can't believe I just sat here for 30 minutes...

Sweet jesus, straight to favorites.

Well done.

You've got a singular style, and I give you credit for that. That's about the first flash i've seen throwing squiggle-mation in with actual images. Nice effect, and it definitely got across that happy vibe. Neat work, I look forward to seeing more from you as you get better with flash.

Scummbar responds:

Thanks :D I will look forward to getting better too!

Straight to the favorites!

BAHAHHAHHAHAHAH awesome.
Random, funny, quirky, and overall fucking great. Keep it up, NG needs more of stuff like this. Definitely sending this to various people who'd find it funny.

Bahhaha!

Well, it got a full fledged laugh out of me, so you get a passing grade. Might have worked better as an advertisement had you had the light saber be really short at first, then get long enough to stab you in the face only after putting in the new energizer batteries.

Good work though. Short, funny, to the point.

Nice Anmatic...

What would definitely help in the final production is some more full-bodied music. The plain piano falls flat. I like the tune, but if you could fully orchestrate it, I think you'd get more of the impact you're looking for.

KenSkaii responds:

you WILL hear full bodied music in the final version. the piano sucks, but i want you guys o know at least what the theme sounds like

That was hilarious.

Oh man, what it was lacking in great graphics was more than made up by the plot and humor. I laughed multiple times, so you get a 5. Next time, turn the frame rate up a bit.... it will take longer to animate, but won't look a choppy.

Decent flash...

But damn....you desperately need a new writer.
"HOLY BLAND LINEAR EXPOSITION BATMAN!"
And the "corny one liners" were VIOLENTLY forced. Yike.

Wow...that was odd.

I dig. I dig very much. Could use a pre-loader though....other than that I can't complain. What a very very odd little animation.

JESUS FISHFUCKING CHRIST!!

Goddamnit dr0kns, if you force me to write "epic" in another review, I'll have to eat my onw liver!
I nearly fell out of my damn chair laughing...guess staying up til 5 AM writing shitty papers paid off after all. GO GO NEWGROUNDS FAVORITE AUTHOR EMAIL SUBMISSION ARE SUBMITTED EMAIL ARE GO!!!!
If I don't get some of that trout in a care package in the mail HEADS WILL FUCKING ROLL I TELL YOU >>>>>=(
So yeah. More science. And have Bobby_Jenkins orgasm on mic. Like...physically ON THE MIC. That would get sixened.

Geez...

Everyone knows you never try and put a bag of holding into a bag of holding.

Nice flash though. Good thing that kid never got into D&D or he'd have short-circuited your surprise ending.

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