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Goddamn Awesome

I must say PG, this thing is a damn fine piece of work. Then again, having played the beta, I'm really not all that surprised. Those intros rock, and definitely do the piece justice. It's just a crying shame I suck ass at the game itself. Oh well, whatcha gonna do. Keep up the awesome gaming man, I'll look forward to your next release, as always.

It's about damn time.

Man, it took someone long enough. All these "tutorials" that tell people how to do one specific thing, very poorly. THIS is what's needed. One to show absolute beginners the basics of creating a flash. Animation is a higher level skill, and addressed in many places, but the basics of each tool are almost NEVER touched on. I'll be sure to save this flash somewhere and link absolute beginners to it. Good show.

A superb display of graphical and gameplay genius

Even though I suck ass at the damn thing, it's easily the best game I've seen in a while. Next, I suggest some kind of cross between Arkanoid and teats.

Can't go wrong with teats.

In summary, this game is awesome. Play it till your eyes bleed bayebee!

PsychoGoldfish responds:

Teats make the world go 'round, :D.

Good LOOKING....

But not being able to access the directions from the main menu is a serious design flaw.

On top of that, this game appears not to work for Mac. At all.

I can click on blocks, and then the other blocks in that column flash as I hold down and mouse to their y_position.....and that's it. Nothing moves. At all.

=(

Entertaining for about 12 clicks....

But without alt+F4 or ctrl+w, it gets very annoying very fast.

Upping the number of sound bytes by a factor of 2.34 x 10^15 would help too.

Nice Credits....

Lewl. Chick. Naked.

flash-flood01 responds:

come on! thats the best bit of the game?

Is it just me....

Or is this thing still a bit buggy? I found that once I got shot once, I could no longer fire and got quickly annihilated.

So close...

All you need is sound to have the best game on all of newgrounds. I LOVE arkanoid clones, and you made a very very fun and innovative one. Straight to my favorites.

you sir, winGreat

Great style, great sound, great character, great play.

An A rate game....this had BEST get frontpage.

Bahahhahhhahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahhahahahhahhah

You sir, kick ass. Favorited.

The sound effects are priceless.

Corporations are rapidly destroying society, using information technology to create a consumerist monoculture.

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Gainesville FL

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