NewEvolution's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[An Unforgotten Christmas]

Not too shabby.

What this could REALLY benefit from is some optimization. It dropped down to only one or two frames a second on my machine, which isn't a very old machine. If you go into File > Compact and Save it will cut your file size down a bit and make it run faster on export. Also you can go through your flash and on each keyframe go to Modify > Shape > Optimize Shape to get rid of unnecessary corners and lines in your flash drawings. Both of these techniques will give you a smaller better running flash.

Sirschmoopy responds:

You're machine must be god awful, as is your review.

[Tentacle Terror]

Needs more rape >=(

Well, now the path is clear.

I must FedEx Grace a live giant squid equipped with a wireless webcam. Only then will my loins be freed from the continent-sized blue balls they now possess.

Fucking awesome work Onic, that preloader alone just won the internets.

I highly await the sequel "Pedobear Playground Paroxysm."

Onic responds:

I'm sure Grace will be pleased.
"PPP" will be out a soon as I get the pesky 4chan party van off my ass.

[Cool Things 014]

50 BAJILLION COOL POINTS 4 J00

For using oldschool techno.
I think I have that same mix CD.
Zombie Nation Kernkraft 4000 r win.

FLCLmonkey responds:

50 QUADRILLION BAJILLION

Yeah zombie nation good stuff and old school techno is the shit.

thanks fo the review.

[The Substitute]

Well done.

I must say, the humor and animation are top notch. Good job matching up characters and subject as well. I can see where people got weirded out by the pedophillia thing, the dog-eared boy looks kinda...young...as do his classmates. Anyhow, my only suggestion would be to set the audio to "stream" instead of whatever you have it on now. On my computer the animation outpaced the sound, and there were a couple seconds of silence with animation still going on at the end. Overall, great work though. If there isn't a gay collection on NG yet, this would make a good starter piece.

vestenotus responds:

stream, eh? wow! how do I do that? I must admit, I'm self-taught right now and have always wondered how everyone else is getting their animation BG music to work!

Good suggestion! I'm glad you like my movie!!!

[Mr Blue Sky (Better SQ)]

Well done.

You've got a singular style, and I give you credit for that. That's about the first flash i've seen throwing squiggle-mation in with actual images. Nice effect, and it definitely got across that happy vibe. Neat work, I look forward to seeing more from you as you get better with flash.

Scummbar responds:

Thanks :D I will look forward to getting better too!

[Black Ninja opening test]

Nice Anmatic...

What would definitely help in the final production is some more full-bodied music. The plain piano falls flat. I like the tune, but if you could fully orchestrate it, I think you'd get more of the impact you're looking for.

KenSkaii responds:

you WILL hear full bodied music in the final version. the piano sucks, but i want you guys o know at least what the theme sounds like

[LL - MSN PERVERTS]

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

1:35:00<NewEvolution> this flash is worth it just for the end credits
1:35:08<NewEvolution> that tree is the fucking funniest thing i've seen all day

AND IT'S GODDAMN TRUE TOO.

WinchesterLock responds:

Glad you enjoyed it, and that was actually an Arrow. Read my commentary for more details. Thanks for the 10 none-the-less and have a good day. :)