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[Strategy Guide Ep. 4]

WOOOOO BLASTER MASTER

Holy shit I loved the hell out of that game.

You failed to mention however, how impossibly fucking hard that game was. Goddamn, that hopping tank was cool, but getting through that maze of insanity with only 3 lives was like convincing the officer she really IS 18.

Anyhow, another superb effort on your part. I'd have liked to see some comedic reference to the whole "throw a bomb on the boss, and then pause during the explosion" cheat, but hey, you can't win em all. Great use of the in-game footage and soundbytes, and thanks for making fun of that retarded story line. It was well deserved.

So. SG5 in what...2 weeks?

=D

[Dranking Helmet]

Yet another epic masterwork

Goddamn, nearly fell out my damn chair at the teatnipplemilksplosion.

And that B33R techno remixification was the dopebombdiggity.

I think I need to lay off the compound words and have another 4 beers....

[Macgyver Magic]

Jesus smiles upon this flash.

Goddamn. Call me insane, but I loved this. Straight to my favorites. I just need to do some housecleaning to make room...

[Mams]

TEATS ARE FOR EATS

You do realize, this now needs a sequel of only bare-boob shots, to the sounds of the 1812 Overture....right?

>=D @ Em, Sam, Teq, Satanessa et. al.

altr responds:

Thanks for submiting the first pic to that new flash, a couple weeks ago, ;), ...

[Liver Lumps]

THERE IS A KITTEN HEAD ON MY HEAD

An epic chronicle of the fall of rome.

Someone needs to tattoo this entire montage onto their back. Then and only then will the gods of b33r be appeased. I volunteer Em, as she's not of legal age to have an opinion on the matter.

MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R MORE B33R

Onic responds:

Yes, EM must fullfill the prophecey! Thanks for the review Big sexy, have a wonderfully Manly day...thing :D

[Vader on Wheel of Fortune]

Well...

Funny concept.

Poor execution.

[The Rater 2005 Fan Fic]

Bahahhahhhahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahhahahahhahhah

Good god i laughed my ass off at that. Fifened. Favorited.

[The Hebrew Gymnasia]

I dig your style and humor...

But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET A NEW MICROPHONE.

Either that, or back up off the one you have...or get a pop-guard from a music shop or SOMETHING. Those pops are annoying as all hell, and really detract from an otherwise excellent flash.

ReporterClock responds:

Don't worry, I fixed it for my next animation

[Amazing Conflicts]

Bahhhahhaahahhahhahahhahahah

kekekekeke pwnd.